age does matter

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Thursday, 14-Apr-2005 16:38:55

Sunday's sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies." Toward the end of the
service the minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your
enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The minister then repeated his
question. All responded this time except one small, elderly lady. "Mrs.
Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any,"
she replied, smiling sweetly. Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old
are you?" "Ninety-eight," she replied. "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please
come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight
years and not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a
lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and said, "I
outlived the bi

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 14-Apr-2005 17:37:15

lol.

Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 16-Apr-2005 11:13:50

good 1 I really admire feisty old people